421 Man gives advice to his son on his wedding night.
421 Man gives advice to his son on his wedding night.
He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.' She did and said,
'These are too big, I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
'Ever since that night we never had any problems.' 'Hmmm, ' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here - try these on, ' She tries them on and said. ' These are too large. They don't fit me.'
Mike said, ' Exactly. I wear the pant in this family and I always will. I don't want you to
never forget that' Then Karen took her pants and handed them to Mike
She said, ' Here you try on mine.' He did and said, ' I can't get into your pants.' A then said, ' Exactly. And if you don't change your smart
a$$ attitude, you never will.'
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