bookpub Chapter 146 It's our turn to get rich! The worries of the two Western Saints!
Chapter 146 It's our turn to get rich! The worries of the two Western Saints!
Ancestor Hongyun took a deep breath.
I forcibly suppressed the frustration in my heart.
He waved his hand, his face dark.
He said through gritted teeth.
"Brother Yuanshi, there's no need for further words!"
"I have long heard of the power of that abstract magic weapon of my junior disciple Cihang!"
"Even Di Jun and Styx have been summoned by him."
"This humble Taoist priest...this humble Taoist priest accepts it!"
"Let's hurry inside and discuss this!"
"I don't want to stay in this square for another second!"
Yuanshi Tianzun nodded repeatedly.
"Yes, yes, please come in, fellow Daoist!"
Then, Hongyun pulled Yuan Hong, who was still questioning his life.
Following Yuanshi Tianzun, he strode into the Jade Void Palace without looking back.
……
Not far away, it was hiding behind a tree.
Zhao Gongming, holding a photo stone, watched the entire process.
Satisfied, he put away the tools he used in the crime.
"Hehe, today's material is amazing!"
"Uncle Hongyun is now wearing women's clothing."
"It'll probably keep him depressed for centuries."
Zhao Gongming stretched.
He was just about to sneak back to his cave.
Continue to study his direct recruitment plan for the Investiture of the Gods.
However, he had just turned around.
hum!hum!
Two auspicious clouds emanated rich Buddhist chants and golden light of merit.
It came to him without warning.
They blocked his way.
As the golden light faded, only the two Western Saints were revealed.
The Guide and the Cundi were standing in front of him.
The two people's faces, which were usually etched with suffering, showed signs of hardship.
At this moment, it was filled with radiant enthusiasm.
There was even a hint of fawning in his smile!
Zhunti Daoist stepped forward quickly.
He grabbed Zhao Gongming's hand.
The affection was so intense, as if they were seeing a long-lost son.
"Oh dear, Junior Nephew Zhao!"
"Wait! Junior disciple, please wait!"
"Finally caught you!"
"We came all the way from the West."
"But there is something important to do."
"I need to talk to you, my junior apprentice!"
Looking at these two Western deadbeats who suddenly became incredibly enthusiastic.
Zhao Gongming's heart skipped a beat.
An ominous premonition arose spontaneously.
"Holy crap?"
"Those two old bald monks are laughing so smugly..."
"He definitely didn't have anything good in mind!"
It seemed as if the two Western Saints had seen it.
The peerless beauty stared intently at him with burning eyes.
Zhao Gongming felt a chill run down his spine.
I got goosebumps all over my body.
He instinctively crossed his arms over his chest.
They took two large steps back.
He looked at the two saints in front of him with suspicion, their smiles as wide as old chrysanthemums.
"Stop, stop, stop! My two senior uncles, don't look at me like that, I'm scared!"
"You've come all the way from Mount Sumeru."
"Could they be here to poach our employees?"
Zhao Gongming spoke in a high-pitched voice.
He imitated the classic sayings of the Daoist Zhunti with remarkable skill.
"Oh dear, my junior disciple Gongming."
"This humble Taoist believes you and I have a karmic connection to the West."
"Why not come with me to the Western Paradise and share in its bliss..."
"Is that what you wanted to say?"
Upon hearing this, both the saints, Jieyin and Zhunti, were instantly dumbfounded.
The smile on their faces froze on the spot, and they stared at each other.
Zhunti Daoist touched his bald head.
He exclaimed in disbelief.
"Hey, how did you know our classic lines?!"
"This is what I, a humble Taoist priest, do when I travel through the primordial wilderness."
"The secret to building wide-ranging good relationships—who leaked the word?"
Zhao Gongming rolled his eyes and muttered a speechless complaint.
"Come on, Uncle-Master!"
"Tell me, throughout the entire primordial world, who doesn't know your favorite saying?"
"If you see a promising talent or a promising asset..."
"Those were the first two sentences."
"This line is practically becoming a cautionary tale in every anti-fraud guide out there!"
When the younger generation exposed him to his face, Master Zhunti blushed.
He quickly and nonchalantly waved his hand, trying to save face.
"Ahem... Nephew, you've misunderstood!"
"We're definitely not here to poach your employees today!"
"Besides, this is the Kunlun Mountains!"
"Your master, Tongtian, and your two senior uncles are all watching from up there!"
Zhunti pointed to the top of his head and swallowed hard, still feeling a lingering fear.
"I bet I just said 'we're destined' to you a second ago..."
"The next second, your master's Four Swords of Zhuxian."
"Your second uncle's Pangu Banner could chop me into mincemeat!"
Upon hearing this, Zhao Gongming waved his hand with a cheerful smile.
He added insult to injury with a cunning move.
"Uncle-Master, you're too optimistic."
"It's not that big."
"With my master's fiercely protective temper."
"I bet you won't even have a chance to become meat sauce; you'll just be turned to ashes."
Zhunti: "..."
The Taoist priest who was guiding the way couldn't stand it any longer.
He sighed helplessly.
His face once again wore that sorrowful and compassionate expression.
This interrupted their banter.
"Alright, alright, junior brother, stop joking around."
"Nephew Gongming, we've come all this way because we have important business to discuss with you!"
Zhao Gongming shrugged.
He spread his hands with an innocent expression.
"I know it's important."
"It's because you guys started off with such a lewd smile."
"Is it my fault for not getting to the point?"
The guide choked for a moment.
But for the sake of the greater good of Western religion, we had no choice but to endure it.
His expression became extremely solemn.
He clasped his hands together and said in a deep voice.
"Nephew, I have been meditating by the Eight Treasures Merit Pool recently."
"On a whim, I divined the secrets of heaven."
"This humble Taoist senses... a brand new cataclysmic event is about to descend upon the primordial world!"
"Moreover, this great calamity seems to be closely related to our Western religion."
"This is the opportune moment for the great rise of the West!"
"But what's strange is that this catastrophe has far-reaching implications!"
"The Demon Court, the Human Sect, the Chan Sect, and the Jie Sect."
"Even the River Styx of the Netherworld Blood Sea and the witch clan of the Underworld will be drawn into it!"
The guide frowned, his eyes filled with worry.
"Just what kind of terrifying calamity is this?"
"They actually managed to drag all the forces of the entire primordial world into this mess?"
Upon hearing these words, Zhao Gongming was taken aback.
My brain immediately started working, and I snapped back to reality.
"Holy crap?!"
"Involving the entire primordial world? A great resurgence of Western religions?"
"Isn't this what they call... the Great Tribulation of Journey to the West!"
Zhao Gongming suddenly realized what was going on.
"It seems that it's because of that Saint Direct Appointment God List that I created."
"It directly resolved the calamity of the Investiture of the Gods."
"Everyone is lining up to take the civil service exam."
"The great calamity of the Investiture of the Gods has been passed smoothly."
"Now that the Investiture of the Gods is over, the Heavenly Dao's power naturally shifts to the next stage: the Journey to the West Tribulation!"
Zhao Gongming is a time traveler.
Of course, they know this history.
The Great Tribulation of Journey to the West is meant to bring to light those who were originally unknown.
Western religions have been eating dirt on the edge of the primordial wilderness.
A grand drama suddenly unfolded.
After all, Western religions have always had little presence and were extremely poor.
Moreover, during the early Dragon-Han Calamity and the struggle between Dao and Demon.
The Demon Ancestor Rahu detonated the western earth veins.
This led to the destruction of the western wilderness and the depletion of spiritual energy.
This is indeed a tremendous karmic debt that Dao Ancestor Hongjun owes to the West.
Heaven's justice is impartial; sooner or later, one will have to pay the price.
"Humanism teaches tranquility and inaction, letting people do their own thing."
"Both the Chan Sect and the Jie Sect had already flourished before the Investiture of the Gods, with all the immortals coming to pay homage."
"Fortune's wheel turns, according to the script of fate."
"It's time for Western religions to get rich."