bookpub Chapter 180: Here, The Surname Is Chao, The Morning And Evening Chao! !
Chapter 180: Here, The Surname Is Chao, The Morning And Evening Chao! !
The mascot of Chao Xi Boutique, Cat Er Niang No. 2, walked up to Luo Ming.
"Brother...these three bald heads have been squatting in our store for the past two days without buying anything. They are so annoying!"
Luo Ming looked at the three bald monks who were getting closer and closer, patted Miaomiao on the shoulder and asked her to go ahead.
Then a kind smile like a "movie king" appeared on his face.
"Three masters, do you want to beg for alms?"
"I am also a believer in worshiping Buddha. As long as you open your mouth, incense will be offered to you!"
The three of them were stunned.
They are warrior monks, not traveling monks.
You can't even see this, and you still say that you are a believer in worshiping Buddha. You must also pay attention to the basic methods when cheating ghosts!
B......
This ridiculously handsome adventurer in front of me speaks so sincerely, with absolutely no reason to refute!
The three of them stopped in front of Luo Ming, put their hands together and made a Buddhist salute.
"Amitabha, the donor is polite, and the poor monk is Zhiyuan. These two are the poor monk's junior brothers, Zhiyi and Zhiyuan."
Seeing Luo Ming's "kind" appearance, Zhi Ai suddenly felt that the abbot's mission was secure.
He couldn't help but put away his original unsatisfactory expression.
Luo Ming smiled "heartily".
"Master, you must have come here for alms all the way. It's really hard on you!"
"Well, I'm not cooking here today, how about I ask the three masters to go to the restaurant next door to order some side dishes and let's have some drinks?"
"I'm telling you, their signature roasted rabbit is very fragrant, you must try it!"
"By the way, do you like spicy food?"
Luo Ming's words were like a mage with unlimited firepower, and they kept popping up.
Zhi Ai looked at the increasingly enthusiastic Luo Ming, his bald head full of question marks.
This...why does it sound so awkward!
The three of them are not homeless people who make a living by begging!
Moreover, they are warrior monks, and they have followed the Eight Precepts of Buddhism since childhood, which has been deeply rooted in their bones.
Are you drinking and roasting rabbit?
"Amitabha, this poor monk doesn't eat spicy food... Well, this poor monk is not here to beg for alms!"
Luo Ming's face was suddenly full of doubts, "Huh? If you don't want to beg for help! Then what do you want from me?"
.......
Luo Ming was suddenly startled and exclaimed: "I will never become a monk, otherwise my wife will beat me to death..."
With such an appearance, the performance is simply lifelike.
Ahem, his acting skills are always on point when he's trying to trick people.
Not seeing it, the three of them were dumbfounded and stared at Luo Ming in shock.
This guy has so many dramas.
Zhi Ai shook his head speechlessly and said: "Amitabha, the poor monk just came to invite the benefactor to visit Tianlong Temple. The abbot is really interested in getting to know the first person among the adventurers!"
"But... I am a swordsman. I haven't even met the sword master of the Sword Sect, so you asked me to go to Tianlong Temple to meet your abbot first. This is against the rules!"
Luo Ming was hesitant on the surface, but he was crazy with joy in his heart.
The expressions of these three great monks are so joyful.
"It doesn't matter, the sword master is generous and won't care about these details."
"Donor, shall we set off now?"
Seeing that the time was right, Zhi Ai immediately asked.
To...
Luo Ming was surprised.
"I don't plan to go!"
Wisdom:???
I have no plans to go. What do you mean by that eager expression on your face?
Just teasing the monk, right?
"But having said that, I really want to go to Tianlong Temple, but I've been busy recently and really can't spare the time..."
Luo Ming's face was filled with yearning.
This time.
He wasn't pretending. As for what he was going to do... that was another matter.
The smile on Zhi'an's face gradually disappeared. In other words, he no longer had much patience: "Donor, the poor monk has to obey the abbot's order, so... please benefactor, please move to Tianlong Temple no matter what. The poor monk...Tianlong Temple will bear all the losses incurred by the benefactor!"
Tenryuji Temple is so rich that it can't make up for the losses of the little adventurers. Just kidding!
Although he didn't know why the abbot found this adventurer, and even did not hesitate to offend the Tiandu Empire for him, he must obey the abbot's words.
When Luo Ming heard it, he was like a good guy.
Tough enough!
"Bear it?" Luo chuckled: "I'm sorry, I don't have the income from hundreds of supernatural items a day, and I don't dare to go back to see my wife. Do you think Tianlong Temple can afford it?"
"Clam??"
Zhi Ai was stunned for a moment. He had hundreds of supernatural items and was very practical when he lied. Wasn't this a way to amuse his bald head?
"Donor, don't joke..."
Even the two tool monks behind him showed disdain.
"How is it possible to joke with the masters?"
"As a little Duke in the world, I own the only shop for adventurers, and I am also a noble lord. How can I feed such a big plate without acquiring hundreds of supernatural items?"
Luo Ming saw that the three monks had lost their patience, and his patience had almost reached its limit.
In Tiandu City, he really didn't believe what the three monks could think of him!
"I want me to go to Tianlong Temple [闽闽闽] to ask Vanity if he is qualified!"
And at this time.
Zhi Ai and the others finally understood that this adventurer didn't want to follow them at all, and was even entertaining them!
Everything just now was playing tricks on them.
…Please give me flowers…
My uncle can't bear it, but my aunt can't.
Immediately!
Angry... well, inappropriate.
Their whole braised eggs were smoking.
"Amitabha, the donor, do you want the poor monk to do it himself?"
The more Zhi thought about it, the more angry he became. Just now, he really thought that the adventurer in front of him was a believer in worshiping Buddha. Unexpectedly... he was actually acting!
The key is that they all become actors in the play, and the best supporting role is not gone.
"With your second-level strength, I'm afraid it's a little less interesting!"
Luo Ming suddenly looked at the players watching in the store, laughed loudly and said, "Do you think these three bald donkeys can take me away?"
In a small shop.
All the players are happy, they have been watching the daily show "Monkey Play" performed by the boss
Now, the monkey is anxious.
Before Zhi Ai could speak, Zhi Yuan on the side yelled sternly: "You evildoer is seeking death!"
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Luo Ming strode forward, pointed at the noses of the three monks and said: "Bald donkey, come on and beat me to death!"
"Hahaha... I don't believe it, you dare to do something in Tiandu City
"Remember, Tianducheng Shengli!"
Luo Ming waved his hand and shouted loudly: "And this, the surname is Chao, the morning and evening Chao!!"
Zhi angrily stared at the "smug" handsome young man, his eyes seemed to be bursting with fire.
a long time.
"Chao Xi, are you sure you want to go against Tianlong Temple?"
Luo Ming said coldly: "Zhi'an, are you sure that Tianlong Temple will oppose me day and night?"
Crash la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
As soon as these words came out, all the players present were excited. This was the first time they had seen such a domineering boss.
I love this momentum!
And at this time.
A hearty laughter and Luo Ming's familiar voice came from outside the door.
"Hahaha, Tianlong Temple really wants to go against the Tiandu Empire?"
Luo Ming's eyes lit up and he smiled: "Haha, brother, I didn't expect you to be here!"
The three great monks looked blank and blurted out: "Li Yue!!"
next moment.
The three great monks flew backwards, as if they were thrown out of the morning and evening boutique shop like garbage.
"Are you worthy of calling me by my name?"
"Go back to Tianlong Temple, or the dog's legs will be broken!"
at this time.
Only then did the players at the scene clearly see the person coming. It was a middle-aged man wearing a splendid attire. Even though he was wearing splendid attire, it was not difficult to tell that he was a general who had fought many battles!
They did not lament Li Yue's strength.
But I was secretly surprised by the tough "backstage" of Mr. Chao Xi!
Outside the door, the three of them staggered up, looked at each other, and disappeared into the crowd.
That back view looks a little embarrassed!