bookpub Chapter 364: The Three Inch Incorrupt Tongue
Chapter 364: The Three Inch Incorrupt Tongue
The biggest food they have on the table is the size of an orange. God, how small are these things? It's not enough to put them between their teeth.
And at this moment, Xian'er, saw the king of the Lilliputian country wearing a cape and a small crown. He picked up the big wine glass and walked towards them. The king of Lilliput wanted them to drink together and taste good wine together.
But the jug is not as big as the orange, and the Lin Rans couldn't even hold the jug because it was too small. But for Face, he still reluctantly picked up the wine glass.
Let’s toast to the king of Lilliputian together! The funny thing is that when Lin Ran gently raised the little cup to toast with the king of Lilliputian, please use too much force and push the king of Lilliputian Three feet away.
Fortunately, the king of Lilliput is not so stingy, and the king of Lilliput still finds it very funny. Lin Ran also greatly changed his view of the king, thinking that the king was a very graceful "September 17". Faint look.
But because of this incident, he felt that he was not a foolish monarch, but a civil monarch. You also observed that there are no criminals in their country. There are no thieves, and their homes won't even be locked.
Make Lin Ran feel like the world of Datong, everything is so beautiful. Except for the fact that technology is not very developed in their country, everything else is particularly good.
But the funnier thing came, a dancer even invited Lin Ran to dance. How can this make Lin Ran good? Lin Ran smiled embarrassedly.
Because this dancer was really too young, and he was afraid of hurting him, he had to shirk. But this time, it made the king of Lilliputian angry. Because that dancer turned out to be the princess of Lilliput.
The king of Lilliput thought that Lin Ran looked down on them, and they didn't even do such an honorable thing as dancing with the princess. I really despise them. The most amazing thing about them here is dancing with the beautiful princess.
Because Lin Ran refused to dance with the princess, he was put in jail.
Just when the king of Lilliput was about to send soldiers to capture them, Lin Ran hurried to the king and said, "Dear king and princess, it's not that I look down on you.
"Just because I am too big for you, I must have hurt you to some extent." Lin Ran said apologetically.
"Your Majesty the King and Princess, think about it, if I dance with your princess, I am so much older than him, if he falls down accidentally, and I happen to not see it, what will I do if I step on him? It will have a big impact." Lin Ran said while gesturing.
"Your Majesty, if you are still not satisfied and insist on taking us to prison, then please let me have a drink with you at the bar before being taken," Lin Ran said.
Speaking of which, the princess of Lilliput could not help but soften her heart. The princess asked his father not to put Lin Ran and others in prison, and Lin Ran and others are also very good.
The princess said: "Actually, there is nothing wrong with what Lin Ran said. Anyway, I think there is really nothing wrong, and there is no need to put him in jail."
With Lin Ran's three-inch incorrupt tongue, the king of Lilliput finally let go, stopped putting them in prison, and continued to start. The banquet just now.
But these plots are all the scenes when Lin Ran thinks about the king of Lilliputian bringing Kusan back, and now he is still reasoning with Lilliputian. After his three-inch tongue, the king of Lilliput believed that he was not a bad person.
He also said to the king of Lilliputian: "My esteemed majesty, can I ask you to do something for the villain?" "Quickly tell me and I'll take a look." The king of Lilliputian said.
"Your Majesty, I have a companion. He is injured. He is still waiting for me in the camp, but he does not know that I am here. I hope you can send troops to take him over with me." Lin Ran is very sincere said.
"It turns out that this is the case, then I will send 100,000 elite soldiers to you, you can go and bring him back." The king said.
"Thank you His Majesty for the reward, thank you for your long grace." Lin Ran thanked sincerely. Lin Ran took 100,000 gold soldiers to search everywhere. He thought Kuangsan would wait for him at the camp.
But when they arrived at the camp, they found that there was no trace of Kurumi. Where did he go? How did he get there, he didn't tell me a word. Lin Ran was puzzled.
Lin Ran wondered if Kuangsan was looking for him again? No way, Lin Ran had to go back the same way. He also left some elite soldiers to guard the camp, and Movement Technique mad three came back and couldn't find him.
Lin Ran led the army over the mountains and through the thorny jungle. Finally found Kuangsan by a river. You couldn't bear to see Kuangsan who was frozen, and it was especially heartache.
He also complained very much about why he didn't find Kurumi earlier. Why wasn't his disappearance discovered earlier. If he had discovered it had disappeared earlier, or had made a communication earlier...
It wouldn't be the case that Kurumi would be injured and fainted by the river on the way to find him. Lin Ran immediately ran over and hugged Kurumi, shaking his head with his hands all the time.
But why Kuang San couldn't wake up? And the body temperature was getting colder and colder, dropping very fast. Lin Ran didn't know what happened to him, only that Kuang San was in urgent need of rescue now.
Lin Ran ordered 100,000 elite soldiers to lift Kuang San, although this is a very tragic scene, but in a blink of an eye. From a bystander's point of view, it's as hilarious as the ants are moving bigger food than they are.
These soldiers, Kuang San slowly lifted up and gradually rose to the top of his head. Slowly, step by step, Kuang San was transported to Lilliput. The people of Lilliput were as excited to see this behemoth as if they had just met Lin Ran.
Seeing this, the king came out and said, "Is this the hero you are looking for?" "Yes, go back to your majesty, this is exactly the person I am looking for. Thank you majesty for lending me a hundred thousand soldiers." Lin Ran replied.
"I just want to ask your Majesty's help and answer for one more thing. I don't know if Your Majesty can help." Lin Ran said apologetically. "Excuse me if Lin Ran is suitable for me to help you. If possible, I will do my best to help you. The king of Lilliput said Lin Ran.
"Your Majesty, my companions were injured and fainted by the river on the way to find me. Until now, they have not woken up and are dying. I don't know if Your Majesty has a way to save him." Lin Ran was very anxious. said.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, if you can help me, then I am willing to give 1.3 to the whole country." Lin Ran said again. Seeing this, I saw Lin Ran anxious, worried and a little sad.
Even the little maid next to the king was very sad, and felt sad for Lin Ran. Seeing these kings decide to help Lin Ran. I will first invite the best imperial doctor in their country to treat Kuangsan.
I saw a villain also came to Kuang San's side, he climbed Kuang San's body and had to build a ladder. I saw this little man slowly climbed down the ladder to Kurumi's body.
I saw that the villain took out a gadget like a stethoscope and placed it on Kuangsan's chest, and I saw that the villain looked around like a mine detector. Because Kurumi is too big for them.
Even if it is to find the heart, it takes a lot of time, and sometimes it is quite funny, because the belly is heaving up and down because of the mad three breaths, and the little man almost fell down when he walked on the stomach.