bookpub Chapter 287: Gu Dazi: Gay Tia, you escaped with a dog's life!
Chapter 287: Gu Dazi: Gay Tia, you escaped with a dog's life!
(ps: Obuchi, I want to write some extras, and write down some of the past events of the protagonist's world, so that a lot of text memories can be avoided. What do the readers say? Welcome to discuss in the comment area.)
Happy spoiler: "@All members, regarding the next offline gathering, who else hasn't adjusted the world time? Raise your paw!"
Spider Zi: "Hi, I! [Raising Claws.jpg]"
Gu Dazi: "Saving the world is too busy. [Raise the paw.jpg]"
Happy Spoiler: "Just the two of you?"
Playboy: "Good guy, one is busy cracking the system, and the other is busy saving people's principles, they are really two busy people in the group."
Spider Zi: "Ghost knows that this system is so difficult to crack! I wonder if that guy D deliberately made it more difficult for me!
Shirai kept entering one program-like thing after another in the system space.
This is using the knowledge learned to hack the system, rather than brute force cracking like the original.
After all, brute force cracking will bring a lot of unnecessary sacrifices, and Bai Zhi, who is kind in nature, naturally chose a more secure method.
“Damn it!”
"D that guy! It definitely made it harder for me!"
"When I reach the ninth order, I must press her to the ground and rub her! 99
Bai Zhi didn't speak on the surface, but he complained wildly in his heart.
"Nine Nine Zero"
"Xiao Bai, you have joined that kind of cross-world organization, of course it will make it more difficult for you!
A wicked voice came from Hime Wakaba.
"If it's too easy to be cracked, doesn't it make me look ashamed?
Shirai: "(#▼_▼)"
"roll!"
"How much is your face worth?!
"And they said that you can't read my heart!
"Hey~, how is this reading mind? It's just that Xiao Bai really understands it!""
"I $*@#%you%[email protected]…"
After saying all the swear words he had learned from the group, Bai Zhi angrily stopped taking care of her.
Now that the system is about to be cracked, she doesn't have the time to argue with this evil god.
No matter how hard you work, you can finish the affairs of this world, and then you can move directly to Achen to live the legendary married life!
Ahhh! I hate it!
Not married yet, it's too early for married life!
Bai Zhi's face was still expressionless, but his heart was already overwhelmed.
"For Achen!
"For married life!
"For a better spider life in the future!"
"Eh! Eh! Oh-! 99
It's really not a girl: "Queshi, the evil god D has really increased the difficulty. 35
Luo Chen took a look at the spider world and found that the "firewall" of the system has been improved by more than one level.
Spiderzi: "I'm just! That bastard!!! [Grumpy.jpg]"
Golden Retriever: "What a miserable spider. [Dog head funny.jpg]"
Gu Dazi: "But it's okay, I'm really miserable.
Gu Dazi: "After fighting the singularity, there are still subspecies, and after fighting the subspecies, there are still the Lost Belts. The ghost knows when to stop. [Vissance.jpg]"
foggy London.
Li Xiang said to the communication.
"Mosimoxi, doctor, you're going to come and pretend to smash gay Tia. Are you going to come and slap him in the face?"
"It's said that it's not my son! I don't even have a wife, and I've never been in love, where's my son?!
"And it's so good! Why do you always like to add 'gay' to represent male homosexuality?!
Roman complained frantically through the communication.
Lixiang narrowed her peas' eyes: "No wife? Why don't I try to summon the Queen of Shiba? There are all kinds of holy relics in the group mall.
"Cough-cough-cough...!
A violent cough came from the communication.
"That's right! Doctor! No matter what you say, you can't talk about not having a wife. You will make Miss Shiba sad!" Matthew also seriously agreed.
"Let's not talk about the fact that I don't think she will be sad about this. What is the matter with Solomon, the king of magic, that I am in charge of the Chaldean medical department, Romani Achiman?"
"Have you begun to pass the buck, doctor?!" Mash said in horror, "Have you not recovered from the fact that the magical girl Mellie is actually a man who likes to peep?!
"It's not to shirk responsibility! And don't mention Merry again! I don't want to recall such a cruel truth!
The Chaldean staff in the control room looked at me, I looked at you, and finally covered their faces with their hands helplessly.
Although this Doctor Roman is indeed very reliable and handles all kinds of things in an orderly manner, he is still the magic king Solomon who has laid the foundation of modern magic, and has extremely strong fighting power.
But this image of a dead house obsessed with magical girls is so speechless.
"Is the topic skewed?"
Da Vinci reminded, and then showed a mocking smile.
"And, as you said, in Romani Achiman's capacity, being a virgin at this age is not a fact worth telling!
"Uh……!
A sound like petrification came from the other side of the communication.
"I said, doctor.
Li Xiang sighed.
"Either I will really summon the Queen of Shiba for you, or you will be miserable.""
"No need! This kind of thing can be relieved by just eating one more strawberry cake!"
The dead house doctor issued the last stubbornness.
"Fine."
Li Xiang smacked his lips.
"So doctor, are you coming or not? 55
"Don't come, to prevent Goetia from changing his mind and making this crown appointment more difficult.
"Oh fine."
"Let's save some hands, Lixiang! Don't kill Gaitia now, wait until all seven singularities are cleared before you fight Gaetia, so that you can restore human nature to the greatest extent possible!
"How can I be so good? Now I'm thinking about how to survive the struggle from the final boss.
"Struggling with blood, and then throwing out the magic scroll with the ninth-order magic specifically aimed at immortality bought from the group mall?
"Tsk..."
"You just 'tsk' didn't you? Absolutely?!"
"How? You heard it wrong."
"Anyway, that ninth-order magic scroll is for use in the final battle, you can't use it now, Rika!
"Okay, then I don't need it. (Take out the magic scroll hidden behind the back and put it back into the storage tool)"
"So you really want to use it?!
Ignoring the doctor who was about to incarnate as a Tucao servant, Lixiang turned to look at Matthew, Mordred and the others.
"Change the tactics, let gay Tia kill him first, play him later, and try to give the opponent a feeling that we are very good."
"Whatever the level should be, don't keep your hands, but don't suddenly explode; Matthew, unless you have to, don't use the real Noble Phantasm first, just use the fake Noble Phantasm from before."
"Yes! Master!" Little Eggplant agreed.
"And you Mordred, especially you, act like a little bit, the other party is a demon king anyway, give people a little face, act a little bit more honestly, it's fine, it's not good if it's too bad, don't let the other party realize The clown is himself...
"Oh! Don't worry, Master! Although I prefer to do it directly, Master, you said that, I also want to see what kind of expression he will show when he finds out that we are actually playing in the final battle. !"
Mordred showed a malicious smile, as did other servants such as Tamamo Mae and Andersen.
This wave, this wave is stinky.
Mordred was already imagining how he would look when Getia realized they were all playing him.
Getia (shocked face): The clown is actually me?!
Thinking of this Mordred makes me want to laugh.
No no no!
I have to hold back!
You can't show flaws when you're performing!
I'm Mordred, a knight of the round table, professionally trained to never laugh no matter how funny it is!
...unless you can't help it!
Seeing the corners of Mordred's mouth rising wildly, Lixiang silently raised his hand.
"Mordred, I command you in the name of the Command Spell—hold back, don't laugh.
"Pfft...uh..."
The command of this Command Spell made Mordred even more unable to bear it, and he laughed outright.
God is so "hold back, don't laugh"!
However, the role of the Command Spell is to eat nb.
Mordred has stopped smiling.
Originally, the Command Spell of Chaldea did not have the function of compulsory order. After all, resources were limited, and the Command Spell of compulsory order was too resource-intensive.
But after group chat, there is no shortage of resources. You can buy anything from the group mall, and group points are very valuable. You can buy a lot of resources with your daily check-in points.
In addition, Lixiang also strengthened a wave with group strengthening, in order to make the command spell have a stronger ability to enhance the Servant. As a result, because there was no strengthening direction, it was fully strengthened.
Not only the increase is high, but also the function of mandatory commands.
However, Lixiang will not let the servants do things they don't want to do. This compulsory order may be a decoration.
I didn't expect it to be used in such a scene.
2.6
Mordred, who managed to suppress his smile with the help of the Command Spell, gave Rika a thumbs up.
"With your master, you can still have this kind of operation!
"That's right, it's your master anyway!
Li Xiang turned around and said.
"Let's go, let's play!"
Self-explosive master: "By the way, Lixiang, what singularity did you hit?
Gudazi: "Fourth, London. 35
I could see: "Isn't that the big boss coming soon?
Lazy Angel: "The final boss comes in the middle of the road to pretend... I hate this kind of shit-eating game setting.
No longer a hero for a long time: "Do you need support? A zero-type trial will send him back to his hometown."
Gu Dazi: "No, if I wanted to, I would have used the ninth-order space magic I bought from the group mall to crown the Temple of Time, and then used a ninth-order magic scroll aimed at immortality to raise him.
No longer a hero for a long time: "Ah this..."
Gu Dazi: "We plan to kill all the singularities after we have completed the strategy. It will be better to correct the human nature, so we decided to play him here now."
Golden Retriever: "It's so miserable, a human being is evil."
It's not really a girl: "Gu Dazi: gay Tia, you escaped with a dog's life! [Dog head funny.jpg]".